NORMAN – MAINTENANT J’AI GOOGLE (VIDÉO CLIP)


♪ When I was small,
I used to get slapped ♪ ♪ because I did
spelling mistakes ♪ ♪ but now I have Google,
now I have Google, ♪ ♪ now I have Google,
Google, Google. ♪ ♪ Before, when
no one was at home ♪ ♪ I used to imagine
Scarlett Johansson naked ♪ ♪ but now I have Google,
now I have Google, ♪ ♪ now I have Google,
Google, Google. ♪ ♪ Before, I had never seen a body
ran over by a crane truck ♪ ♪ but now I have Google,
now I have Google, ♪ ♪ now I have Google,
Google, Google. ♪ ♪ Before, I used to pay
my movies ticket ♪ ♪ €10.50,
you know ♪ ♪ but now I have Google,
now I have Google, ♪ ♪ now I have Google,
Google, Google. ♪ ♪ Before, when I was bored, ♪ ♪ I read books,
I improved my knowledge ♪ ♪ but now I have Google. ♪ [laugh] Not bad! ♪ Before, I used to have a lot of questions
in my head that stayed unanswered, ♪ ♪ but now I have Google,
now I have Google. ♪ ♪ Before, on the phone, I was so uncultivated,
I had nothing to say, not one cult sentence, ♪ ♪ but now I have Google. ♪ Of course,
and as Franklin used to say, early to bed and early to rise, makes a man
healthy, wealthy and wise. [laugh] ♪ Before, I didn’t know the Chinese people,
except those of the Chinese restaurants ♪ ♪ but now I have Google,
now I have Google. ♪ What, what, what is the fuck? ♪ Before, I wanted to go to hospital
for a pimple on my genital organ ♪ ♪ but now I have Google,
now I have Google. ♪ ♪ Each time someone asks me a question,
I type on Google. ♪ How old are you? Hold on! I’m 45. ♪ Before, I had a chick,
now I have Google. ♪ ♪ I had TV,
now I have Google. ♪ ♪ I used to eat in family,
now I have Google. ♪ ♪ Before, I had a chair,
now I have Google. ♪ ♪ Before, when there
was a blackout ♪ ♪ we found it
very funny ♪ ♪ now not at all,
now not at all, ♪ ♪ now not at all,
at all, at all. ♪ Damn, there’s no current power!
I don’t have Internet! Wait!
Is it back now? No!
Oh fuck! And now?
>>No! [♪ music ♪] ♪ You can join
my Facebook page ♪ ♪ or my YouTube channel ♪ ♪ or even ♪ my website.
Yeah, ziva!

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