Oops, solo killed…sorry. Should’ve waited for Thresh’s lantern… so he can get an assist. Damn the lantern I can’t see it!! Your lantern’s position dude… (Doinb carried a lot stream hotties in duoq…) (but this time it’s the call from his wife Umi.) Emmm…all right…OK. Umi: What would you like to say? No nothing…It’s not like what they’re saying. Listen… No no, I think…I’m the humble one to play with you. I don’t want to do it. Go find a training partner, like super OP jungle to take you on a flight. You listen to me Umi… I am the OP one dude. I’m MVP of regular season 2017. Second MVP of 2018. Also MVP of 2019 pal… So what’s the point? You 3rd placed mid! (LPL Spring FPX only got 3rd.) Umi I know you’re watching this. An apology will still do for now. I’ll give you 1 minute. 5 4 3…2 2… 2! 2!! 2!!! You can let time stop on that 2. What are you doing?! Washing my face or what. Washing face? You are washing your face?! Then I’ll wait for you hon… So how long should I wait? Could you dye my hair when we come home pal? How about I dye it green? (“Green hat” means being cheated by wife in China.) Umi: I think you should quit the job of carrying girls. Do you know why? Trash you can’t even carry me. Stop carrying girls…Oh let’s kill the mountain drake. I’ve watched many matches, like… Objective benefits are very important. Yes, yes…you are right. Well put. So what is your rank? You have a Challenger’s mouth dude. What a pity the game is not played by mouth. (On the record: ) I’m the guy who plays this game with his mouth. How can I play it when you told me to shut up dude? I think there’s something wrong with our pace on playing. You know? You should aware that in the latter phase it really depends on map objectives… those accumulated golds, buffs… Currently we’re doing good on…what is this called… the turret plating. We are advanced in turrent golds, so we’re taking the lead of this game… Sorry but are you a caster or what dude? So the balance of this ranked game is leaning towards us. Of course it’s because the opponent mid disconnected… It doesn’t matter, as long as we can win this game together. Oh I’ll sell him. Let’s go… So they said there’s something in your forum? No no…nothing there. What is “The Replay of Spray Control”? (Part of the thread title) Isn’t him a LOL streamer? That looks like it’s about shooting games… Why are there such strange words in the title? Explain it will you? The meaning of “Spray Control Replay”. I don’t know. Those words…confuse me either. So you often shoot guns like every night? I really need to poop. Wait for 30 minutes there. Let me see what that replay thread is about… (In replay flying comments: ) [–SO DAMN HOT–] [–Why the paper towels Doinb?–] [–WOW BIG–] [–Don’t control it boy!–] [–What is he doing?–] [–He lost it guys…–] (Guess Umi now understands what those words actually mean…) (Offscreen Doinb: ) Ahhh feeling good. What’s up yal? You can leave now… !!! (In replay Doinb: ) I’m a scarecrow! Look…look the bullet comments dude! Could you calm down first? Give…give me that (electric razor). Let me show you, okay? Why do you search for Gimgoon? It’s Gimgoon who asked for the dance. See there? You call him now. He just called me. He called you? What did he say? He said Jax is backdooring… Jax’s backdooring? (BG Sound: Gimgoon’s yell) He said Jax is doing it again, help please… Bye. You, come over. You… (In replay Doinb: ) Wow, you must be pretty tired after the dance… I know you didn’t watch it right? Absolutely not… Umi: You’re still watching it!! You thought after I left no one would send me screenshots?! I’m telling you, your stream is full of my wards!!! Hello? Doinb change your stream settings to allow all invatations. There’s a new dancer called SassyGal want to connect you for a gift PK. Accept it, all right? Accept it? Okay, okay…sure. Big? Why Mr. Xie hung up on me… Xie? Xie, (her boobs) big? Umi: Oh look WHO IS THAT?