Even Santa Poops – PooPourri.com

Even Santa Poops – PooPourri.com


(stomach growling loudly) Phew Father Christmas Oh uh, hi. I didn’t mean to wake you. Was just trying to find the loo. it wasn’t you. It’s that stench! I’m sorry deary. Just go back to sleep. I was dreaming of sugar plums then along came the ghost of Christmas ass! Listen just give me a second okay and I’ll wrap this right up. What is that smell? Oh geez not again… Holy Saint Nicholas! Please, girls go back to bed. He’s dropping yule logs down his chimney. Come on now a little privacy would be
great. I’ve been holding this thing since Dubai. The whole house smells like a gingerbread manslaughter. I’m sorry it’s the milk and cookies okay
every year, destroys me. Well now that you’re here dumping lumps of coal in our toilet, what did you get me for Christmas? (toot) Gross! I don’t make a meal of it, okay. It’s not that bad. Look what I found! There’s another one! Whoa! Put that back! I was looking around for that horrible stench and I found this under the tree! Look iPhones! Hundreds of them! All for us! As soon as I’m done here, I’m gonna get those gifts back and you’re all going on the naughty list Oh ya? Then I’m going to put you on instagram! #Busted Do you know who I am? Do you have any idea? Put it in the cloud with his stinky farts! You can’t blackmail Santa! Look, Kringle you never should have pinched off a hot slice of fruitcake without using Poo~Pourri Poo~Pourri? Poo~Pourri, the gift that stops stinking! Since we’re exchanging gifts, here’s one for you. Next time Spritz the Bowl Before-You-Go and No One Else Will Ever Know! So you can keep sneaking without wreaking! And your dingleberries will smell like jingleberries. Anything else? Ya Santa, hurry up I really need to take a sh…. Jingle bells, your poo smells before you drop a bomb! Click right here to save your rear at PooPourri.com! (stomach growling)

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    Jingle Bells your poo smells
    Before you Drop a Bomb
    Click Right here to save your
    Rear at Poo-Pourri.com
    Santa: . farts. and covers nose
    Me: XD

    Ok so I just just just got this as an ad and I had the volume high like at medium and my brother was doing his homework and when it came to the part where the littlest kid said tea hurry up Santa Cruz I need a take a shi- me and my bro started laughing and I searched it up just so I can see the part were she nearly says shit xd

    The the hell??? Sugar plumps
    Then the ghost of Christmas ass!?!
    Why to kids swereing in here they are
    Young and they should not do that
    Why these puns of Christmas?
    Wtf this makes no sense 😐😐😐

    2018 and I am seeing this for the first time! Laughed so much it brought me to tears… The Ghost of Christmas Arse!

    Do you see the psychology behind this video… Santa lives alone, and so he always lives his door open while pooping and o he did the same here and those girls came in cause maybe having a common room…. And use the toilet and aren't ashamed to come in while their sister might be pooping…

    Yeah hurry up I really need to take a SHHHH!!!!!! #MerryChristmas😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🎄🛍🎄🎁

    “Now your dingleberries will smell like jingleberries” oh my god I’m dyyyyyyyyyying!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Girl: get out santa i need to take a sh~
    cuban mothers: DiD YOu JuSt CuSs*gets chancla*

    take this from a cuban girl from a cuban household

    Yeah, hurry up Santa. I really need to take a SH- jingle bells, your poo smells 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    Jingle Bells your poop smells before you laid a bomb click right here to save your rear at poopourri.com

    Santa: Anything else?
    Girl: Yeah, Santa, hurry up! I need to take a sh—
    Girl in blue dress: breaks into mini-musical number as if absolutely nothing happened

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